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10 The First Five Seconds of Susan Boyle s Big Coup While I ve recently made clear my overall opinion of the phenomenon that is Susan Boyle how could anyone deny the power of that knockout punch moment the ugly duckling opened her mouth and proved everyone within sight and earshot an utter ass The Grimm Brothers could have hired Shakespeare Aesop Hans Christian Anderson J K Rowling and ten thousand trained monkeys with typewriters and would never have dreamed up a more perfect fairy tale Of course five seconds into that dreadful Les Miz cliche about the moment the entire population of England apparently relapsed into in

ancy and offered the most inflated and decibel intensive mea culpa that five million plus albums later shows no sign of ebbing is about where the fairy tale ended for this apparently more discerning Scrooge 9 Beyonc