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Scenes From a Marriage The Littlest Rascal DISCLAIMER This is way TMI Blood relatives proceed at your own risk UPDATE Also not safe for children who can read sorry MsTaken SCENE Our living room Saturday night Basic couch cuddling Jeff peeks under my dress as he is wont to do and observes that I am wearing a thong Jeff Those can t be comfortable Me They re not Jeff Why do you wear them then Me VPL dude Jeff What Me Visible panty line Major faux pas Jeff What about thong bikinis Me I don t show my butt in public Jeff Why not Me I m pasty Jeff We could get some bronzer up in here Me You want other people to see my ass Jeff

pauses to think Jeff What if they made front thongs Me That would be awful Jeff Show me Putting all of my vanity and dignity aside with help from a glug of wine I oblige giving myself what amounts to a front wedgie THE MAGIC IS GONE Jeff It looks like Buckwheat hiding behind a lamppost or something Me My vagina looks like the black kid from The Little Rascals Jeff What Um no I mean just his hair Me We are done here Omigah I can t believe he said that about my vagina Posted by Sassy at 2 28 2010 Labels apparently jeff my vagina looks like buckwheat scenes from a marriage TMI