Ice Princesses: The Costumes, Part : The Men Tom and Lorenzo .
124 comments Jennifer 2 27 10 12 53 PM OMG thank you so much for this Between this and Apolo Ohno s ass my Olympics has been made Wendy 2 27 10 12 55 PM Thank you guys for this post And thanks too for pulling Johnny Weir into my pop culture orbit I puffy heart him so much Marie Dees 2 27 10 12 55 PM Yay Costume critiques Love them Also love all those boys in tight costumes Minez 2 27 10 12 59 PM admit it you guys had fun coming up with those captions Jess 2 27 10 1 03 PM Just thought you d enjoy knowing Evan Lysacek s costumes were by Vera Wang I adore Johnny Weir and I m so glad someone other than me enjoys his outfits
so much Anonymous 2 27 10 1 04 PM I love these kind of posts impromptu fun and irreverant Of course I love all the posts Thanks for the laughs on a snowy afternoon S Ursa 2 27 10 1 05 PM I wasn t one who asked for this but am SO glad you did Watched the men s skating thinking how fun it d be to see their costumes ripped and loved your observations they were so accurate I agree taht Johnny Wier is the only one that consistently gets it right his costumes make no bones about who he is and they compliment his style The other American Evan L something and his unrelieved black made a lot of his movements disappear into the flat darkness of his suit I d like to see unrelieved black discouraged on the ice for that reason Ursa 2 27 10 1 06 PM PS yes Agree with Jennifer Apolo s delightful tuckus made my Olympic watching experience better too D SusanID 2 27 10 1 07 PM Laughs and hugs thanks GrowFarmington 2 27 10 1 07 PM He should have taken the Siegfried and Roy tribute to its natural conclusion and had a white tiger come out at the end and maul him Cannot Stop Laughing Momsy 2 27 10 1 12 PM Perfect Saturday morning read with my tea I will disagree on the dude in the argyle vest I think he looks Fred Astaire cute with the cuffed pants Thanks for indulging your adoring kittens FashionFanatic 2 27 10 1 13 PM I am a fabulous little twirling skeleton ROFLMAO Gerry 2 27 10 1 14 PM In reading this post it sure seems like you like looking at well toned male buttocks Wait are you guys gay MyFawny 2 27 10 1 17 PM OMG You have made my day I was secretly wishing you would do this but you ve been so busy with fashion week and the like I didn t have the heart to ask If you cover the true WTF ness that are the ice dancing costumes I can die a happy woman Oh yeah Evan bragging that his costumes were made by Vera Wang cracked me up That made an impact when she was designing for Michelle Kwan but Evan simply got a black unitard with a feathered glove Color me unimpressed Talley M 2 27 10 1 18 PM yay so glad you did this you should judge the dresses at Junior Synchronized Skating worlds theres going to be far too much bedazzlement lissonifan 2 27 10 1 20 PM A total delight Also yes Given that they display such high quality backsides in Lycra these costumes can only ever be just so terrible srq 2 27 10 1 21 PM Oh TLo this is why your bitter kitten minions adore you so you listen to our pleas and head them even against your better instincts that said TLo noted What an adorable little toy soldier Looks like a Christmas ornament oh where can I order me one of them grin and then there s this He s spelling out macho in Russian in case you didn t know for those few of you who haven t seen it this is another side of Evgeni Plushenko not an Olympic performance http www huffingtonpost com 2010 02 19 evgeni plushenko sex bomb n 469547 htmlsrq the memorexe 2 27 10 1 21 PM I absolutely loooved Evan Lysacek s fabulous mean fairy look I like that he embraces his villainy in the scheme of Johnny Weir My favourite of Johnny s was post skate when a fan adorned him with a crown of roses CroqueMonsieur 2 27 10 1 22 PM He should have taken the Siegfried and Roy tribute to its natural conclusion and had a white tiger come out at the end and maul him I cannot stop laughing the memorexe 2 27 10 1 23 PM Also what was up with the Italian kid wearing his dirty mechanic threads on the ice FAIL I believe he lost marks by subjecting the judges to that CroqueMonsieur 2 27 10 1 23 PM GrowFarmington said He should have taken the Siegfried and Roy tribute to its natural conclusion and had a white tiger come out at the end and maul him Cannot Stop Laughing LOL I didn t see your comment Zahra s mommy 2 27 10 1 24 PM Love the one liner format for this post each one is spot on You made my weekend I ll be snickering for days Maria Ontiveros 2 27 10 1 25 PM This is the funniest thing I ve read in a long long time I am still laughing in fact I woke the kid up with my laughing Thanks for making my day Maria O ToddNY 2 27 10 1 27 PM He s spelling out macho in Russian in case you didn t know This is so fucking funny guys Thanks for the great post I can t wait to see Part 2 3 bytes 2 27 10 1 29 PM that one the adam lambert wanna be now i know why adam is mad at susan boyle she did not say they have a son who is on playing in olympics Anonymous 2 27 10 1 30 PM Johnny love Totally robbed meow 2 27 10 1 36 PM I d love to be a fly on your wall while you re writing this hilarious stuff Or anytime actually Well most times anyway Rachael 2 27 10 1 39 PM BWAHAHAHAHA You just made my Olympics Love your take on the costumes Thanks for indulging us D Joan 2 27 10 1 40 PM I know you didn t want to do this but God bless you for doing it anyway this was the best commentary anywhere and ITA on your pronouncements I love Johnny Weir s two outfits and I especially enjoyed how you skewered both Lysacek s and Plushenko s masculinity Loved the Chaplin esque outfit also Anonymous 2 27 10 1 42 PM I am so glad you gave in and did this I have laughed out loud at this post more than any you ve done in a long time The wit of you 2 just sparkles And cuts Bravo Anne in Reno 2 27 10 1 43 PM Cute blond guys with nice asses in little sailor costumes Pfft That s what we call Saturday night around here Awesome Also this dude works for me because it looks like he s actually wearing jeans As opposed to something creepy and stretchy made to look like trompe l oeil jeans Also he could join me any Saturday night Anonymous 2 27 10 1 45 PM I wanted to ask you guys to do this how funny I wasn t the only one So glad you did I live for my daily TLo laugh twc 2 27 10 1 50 PM Thank you for giving in to the begging of your bitter kittens You know this will only encourage us to continue begging right marlono 2 27 10 1 51 PM This was great guys made my day junior goddess 2 27 10 1 51 PM Kevin van der Perren of Belgium Drinking in Castro It s all good Thank you thank you This was a shining moment in PRG history Mariah 2 27 10 1 51 PM I like the sad glitter tree and Weir s 2nd outfit the best Your comments are soooooo funny Tina 2 27 10 1 51 PM I d say these captions are neck and neck with your Shear Genius men extensions one I love Johnny Weir s outfits He had a hand in the design of his costumes and I think he s also planning to get into fashion design Imagine him on Project Runway P Susan 2 27 10 1 51 PM Plushenko s long program outfit was the worst bedazzling I ve seen in my life Johnny Weir is so precious Takadashi was my favorite though His short program was so spirited adjunctmom 2 27 10 1 53 PM OH thank you I m so glad you did this Hopefully you re going to do ice dancing too because damn those are some weird costumes tanyadiva 2 27 10 1 59 PM Everyone loves Kevin Van Der Porny tanyadiva 2 27 10 1 59 PM Everyone loves Kevin Van Der Porny Sewing Siren 2 27 10 2 00 PM I like the skeleton costume best followed closely by Johnny Weirs Frank n Furter And the fart joke made me laugh for a very long time Katherine 2 27 10 2 01 PM Oh my God This was amazing Literally tears rolling down my face Laura 2 27 10 2 02 PM Wow you guys are on fire I don t think I ve ever laughed this hard ali 2 27 10 2 02 PM Thank you So very funny Gracie 2 27 10 2 02 PM i was bracing myself for you to rip on johnny weir but i m relieved to see that you too have embraced his innate fabulousness now if only the judges who inexplicably kept his fantastic routine out of the top five could have done the same B 2 27 10 2 04 PM There should be a rule that ice skating costumes cannot look like something you wore out to a nightclub in 1997 But that would limit them so much Hehehe I loved this post I NEEDED that laugh so badly I was also really pleased to see you liked Nobunari Oda s tuxedo outfit because I thought it was really adorable and well done I will say I liked Johnny Weir s pink and black outfit but that s out of pure liking the idea of the outfit and not necessarily liking it as a skating costume Love Jeanne 2 27 10 2 04 PM Yous guys are some goddamn funny motherfuckers That was awesome It s a good thing I didn t read this at work it would have been obvious from the guffaws emanating from my cube Amy 2 27 10 2 04 PM I am under the weather today and this just made me laugh so hard that my husband heard me from upstairs and thought I was in the throes of death Far 2 27 10 2 18 PM Fabulously funny one liners guys Though I m slightly disappointed that you do not share my massive crush on Stephane Lambiel Alexis 2 27 10 2 19 PM Must get these fabulous snakes off me mwa hahahahaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaa aHAAAHAsnort GoryDetails 2 27 10 2 20 PM Bless you bless you bless you Multiple laughings out loud for which my cats probably resent you but I m delighted I do enjoy watching the skating but one advantage of the more bizarre outfits is that it gives us something to look at when the skaters aren t doing well grin Scimommy 2 27 10 2 22 PM LOL Are you only doing the men er men s costumes I mean GothamTomato 2 27 10 2 25 PM Tlo said CASE IN POINT This is how it s done bitches Embrace your fabulousness Yes embrace it Even though said fabulosity gets you downgraded by the judges Sigh GothamTomato Anonymous 2 27 10 2 27 PM He s spelling out Macho in Russian can t breathe laughing Vienna Marriott 2 27 10 2 29 PM Kevin Van Der Perren is the HOTTEST ice skater in the world Anonymous 2 27 10 2 32 PM Best figure skating commentary ever You guys really should be sitting there with Sandra and Scott Anonymous 2 27 10 2 38 PM These were just great The most disturbing costume to me was Lysacek s Those snakes were heavy and they bounced around when he moved It s like Voldemort designed his costume Lauren 2 27 10 2 38 PM Oh I can t believe you didn t comment on Evan Lysacek s ass His was the best of them all YUM I ve got to say though I thought his short program feather extravaganza was fabulous Also the airbrushed gay van comment left me in hysterics Thank you Zippy 2 27 10 2 47 PM TLo you made this bitter kitten laugh through a hangover headache LOVE you bitches snookie 2 27 10 2 48 PM you had me at salute to cardiovascular disease mille grazie Anonymous 2 27 10 2 50 PM one of your funniest ever ROFL thank you Becky 2 27 10 2 51 PM LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL You guys you re so sweet to patronize and amuse us just because we begged you to Mwah Loved it Love you crazy4custer 2 27 10 2 52 PM Love your posts you guys take snark to SNARK I watched Blades of Glory last night and couldn t help but think they could remake the movie with Evan Lysacek and Johnnny Weir playing the Will Farrell and Jon Heder roles Well done Becky 2 27 10 2 52 PM Also LOL the Voldemort comment from anon Emma 2 27 10 2 52 PM They make such hilarious faces in the screencaps kelbelle 2 27 10 2 54 PM Yes others may have critiqued the costumes already but no one else has the same talent for witty accurate commentary Y all deserve the Nina Award for best Ice Skating commentary Grace 2 27 10 3 03 PM You guys are awesome I love your critique because they were so spot on You guys should do figure skating critiques more often It s theater on ice It s gay and its fabulous just like you guys Laura 2 27 10 3 05 PM Boys I DIED Hysterical TED 2 27 10 3 12 PM One man s adorable toy soldier is another man s trying to cover all the bases of the hanky code I m just saying Anonymous 2 27 10 3 12 PM You bitches ROCK If Kayne Gillespie s reading this he could start a sideline to the pageant dresses Half of them look like costumes that he would design Oh yeah and Apolo Ohno s ass Very nice and needs much exposure as possible Anonymous 2 27 10 3 14 PM crazy4custer said Love your posts you guys take snark to SNARK I watched Blades of Glory last night and couldn t help but think they could remake the movie with Evan Lysacek and Johnnny Weir playing the Will Farrell and Jon Heder roles Well done 2 27 10 2 52 PMJon Heder s dove outfit in BoG was inspired by Johnny Weir JW seems impartial to feathers and wings in his costumes Anonymous 2 27 10 3 16 PM You guys kill me I can t wait to read what you have to say about the women s costumes honesty not pc 2 27 10 3 22 PM Oh how my TLo daddies have spoiled me Thank you so much I had such a crappy week and I was desperate for some fashion ridiculousness You are so right about the little unitard tuxedo s so weird And the poses you captured made me shriek out loud I was totally SHOCKED when they announced that Evan was hetero and banging a gymnast I mean just look at those black see through gloves with the feather cuffs Johnny Weir is so cute Eclectic Mayhem 2 27 10 3 38 PM TLo said He should have taken the Siegfried and Roy tribute to its natural conclusion and had a white tiger come out at the end and maul him OUCH you bitches are COLD And that s why I LOVE LOVE LOVE you Funniest Caps Ever Eclectic Anonymous 2 27 10 3 41 PM When I saw the guy in the farm boy patched overalls I could not believe that he was from Italy The home of Armani Prada Gucci etc and this idiot looks like he just got back from slopping the pigs Disgrace Sort of like the French figure skating couple who wore tacky cowboy girl costumes and did a routine to country music It would have been slightly embarrassing if an American couple had done it but hey it s part of our culture and so makes a little bit of sense a very little bit But the French have no excuse Brooklyn Bomber 2 27 10 3 50 PM Thanks TLo xox Anna 2 27 10 3 54 PM That was amazing The brevity of your critiques added to the hilarity So that s how they spell macho in Russian David Dust 2 27 10 3 59 PM dead You have officially killed me Dead Buried Stone cold and rigid It s over OMG your comments about the obviously not gay and extremely masculine Evan Lysacek and that pissy Russian bitch were classic Also ass XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Anonymous 2 27 10 4 11 PM God bless you both Anonymous 2 27 10 4 14 PM Thanks guys that was funny Love Rabid Fan imdone 2 27 10 4 20 PM This post is GENIUS StkrShock 2 27 10 4 20 PM OMG I am laughing so hard I can t catch my breath Thank you SO much TLo for making this rainy dull Saturday into a Sunshiney Day Gary 2 27 10 4 25 PM Thanks Tlo and thanks SRQ for that Blades of Glory esque clip all that was needed was Scott Hamilton commenting Well he IS sex on ice Glammy 2 27 10 4 35 PM Okay I WAS one of the people who begged you to do this I m sorry it made you grumpy but it was oh so worthwhile C mon it must have started making you feel good bout midway so I m not sorry I just want to add though that that boring argyle vest was sequined THANK YOU xoxo Lauren 2 27 10 4 52 PM HILARIOUS Thank you TLo Best blog ever Beth 2 27 10 4 53 PM Adrian Schultheiss top is a straightjacket And he uses interesting music too Love this guy Check out this story http winterolympics si com 2010 02 19 cypress hill is now figure skating music C 2 27 10 4 58 PM That skeleton costume just reconcilied me with ice skaters I think it s so well designed and modern it really stand out ps I have to thank all the people who anoyed you to do this it s awsome Victoria Paige 2 27 10 5 00 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAH Holy ice queen batman Seriously this is right up there with Nina caps and Musical Monday for entertainment value Thanks for giving the ice skating men teh gay treatment dclulu 2 27 10 5 05 PM Oh My God Laughed so hard Anonymous 2 27 10 5 06 PM I m a diehard skating fan and have to say that this was among the best five minutes I have spent in my life bambam 2 27 10 5 13 PM Gayer than Clay Aiken Crisco glitter a unicorn in assless chaps Too gay even for Rupaul s Drag Race Hmm is that what happens the ones who don t get selected for RPDR turn into ice skaters Gayer than the organist at a Baptist church gaygaygaygaygay God I am going to go make a vicodin martini NDC 2 27 10 5 22 PM I m late to the party here TLo but thanks for giving me such a boost this afternoon I was either guffawing or snorting with appreciation Airbrushing on a particularly gay van that won the Gold Guffaw from this judge Bitter Kittens Minions TLo have given us a lot of entertainment with this weekend Request post Show them YOUR appreciation by more than flashing a judge s card Hit the DONATE button and give a little monetary thanks All the best NDC Aspynramona 2 27 10 5 31 PM He s spelling out macho in Russian in case you didn t know OK I ve read that about 5 times already and every single time I crack up laughing Genius boys genius MelissaTehr 2 27 10 5 32 PM Brilliant LOL commentary and the pictures are hilarious Thank you for this FashionDna 2 27 10 5 33 PM Uncontrollable laughter tears rolling down the face I kid you not RyanGross 2 27 10 5 33 PM FUCKING HILARIOUS Anonymous 2 27 10 5 33 PM Japanelvis Hahahahahahahahahaha Asukah 2 27 10 5 34 PM LOLI don t know how you guys do it but you do it every time Freaking hilarious formerlyAnon 2 27 10 5 49 PM Thanks for the giggles on a dreary day of slogging through the backlog Nancy 2 27 10 6 01 PM Love Plushenko who was robbed OK enough said Love Johnny Weir s outfits though And you guys made me crack up laughing I just love your writing ValerieDJ 2 27 10 6 06 PM Argyll is Gene Kelly not Fred Astaire kitten wannabe AND Gap of course Tiger maul so wrong So funny Cynthia 2 27 10 6 13 PM I so love you TLo If you re ever in ATL or nearby at Chateau Elan I owe you a drink or seven Then we can start a petition to Barbie to make a Johnny Weir Barbie TipsToToes 2 27 10 6 25 PM I love Evgeni the pictures of him are bad though Great captions HellsKitchenDude 2 27 10 6 28 PM Freaking hilarious You guys have a unique gift of combining the perfect screencap photo with the perfect commentary Jennie 2 27 10 6 33 PM I don t know why but Japanelvis sounds like an exotic STD edinamonsoon 2 27 10 6 38 PM TLo said Airbrushing on a particularly gay van Hilarious Love your costume critiques I haven t kept up with the winter Olympics at all but costume wise my personal faves were Evan L of the USA and Evgeni P of Russia Can t wait for Part Two edina bitchybitchybitchy 2 27 10 6 57 PM Ah you ve made my day The men s costumes do offer so many possibilities for ripping and judging God bless Johnny Weir for being a real ice diva He s one in a million Liz 2 27 10 6 58 PM Thank you for doing this Note to self Don t drink anything while reading TLo I almost choked on something on the side of a particularly gay van nelybel 2 27 10 6 59 PM Hysterical That is all gt erika swain 2 27 10 7 31 PM This is fantastic Thank you both for a much needed laugh Ellen 2 27 10 7 41 PM And let us not forget the Norwegian men s curling team they look sharp in their harlequin diamond pants Elise 2 27 10 7 55 PM AHH He s spelling out macho in Russian in case you didn t know LOLrotflhahaha Mark 2 27 10 8 01 PM You just made my YEAR my two favourite things collide skating and RunGay kjt 2 27 10 8 05 PM OMG Do you two know how much I love you You always seem to know how to make my day better THANK YOU DivineJoy 2 27 10 8 20 PM LOL good commentary Anonymous 2 27 10 8 56 PM I squealed like a little girl when I clicked over to yur site and saw Johnny He is SO fabulous He deserves his own post I know the greedy little bitch in me had to write that Thanks for the laughs GothamTomato 2 27 10 9 02 PM Tlo said Evgeni Plushenko of RussiaHe s spelling out macho in Russian in case you didn t know Ah I thought he was spelling putz And of course he s got that unique mullet as well Mullets are usually described as business in the front amp party in the back But Plushy s mullet is more Dennis the Menace in the front amp party in the back GothamTomato i m not dorothy gale 2 27 10 9 06 PM Well I didn t ask for it but dayum that s hilarious No one else could describe the costumes with such piercing accuracy and wit And I love Johnny Weir despite his addiction to animal fur He s a class act suzie smartie pants 2 27 10 9 44 PM Too funny have been absent from the blog for a long time Kudos and bravo Hutchlover 2 27 10 9 51 PM I didn t ask for it either but I have to thank you for such fabulousness This post is much preferable to me than pictures of magazine layouts I prefer the snark to the boring straight critiques JoyY 2 27 10 9 52 PM Thanks so much This is my favorite post since Tim Gunn is tired of your bullshit Sarah 2 27 10 10 10 PM Can t Breathe Laughing Too Hard I think the only thing better then the screencaps and your commentary are the comments here Love you guys thanks so much for a laugh tonight I think my roommate thinks I m a loon because he can hear me laughing The girl who needs too much 2 27 10 10 28 PM OMG I think you boys have a new calling That was awesome Post a Comment
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