My dog’s stomach was really upset,
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat.
Hey I said, isn’t that ironic?
I adopted a kid from overseas,
To deliver him from child labor factories.
And on his real first birthday,
We went to Make a Bear Workshop.
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A water park has burned to the ground
And a tow truck has broken down.
I ever use to cry when I laugh,
And so I was ravaged by a clown.
Isn’t that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
& then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself.
Isn’t that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist
And one day she got really pissed
Because was I eating veal,
That was clothed in PETA bread.
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Yeah,
I’m a bear up comic
And I always sit & slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant,
On my sterile uncles pull out couch.
Isn’t that dry? i-r-o-n-i-c
Yeah if everyday you played the boardgame Risk,
You’d probably never taken a chance in your life.
And Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the boardgame market.
A small kid died from suffocation,
When he choked on a game piece from Operation.
And I can’t get a beard.
That one’s not ironic,
That one’s just sad.
Oh…
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.
My grandfather had Alzheimer’s
And one day we were
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